{"product_id":"the-mountain-burner","title":"The Mountain Burner","description":"\u003cp\u003eA small mountain. You set a cone of backflow incense on top, light it, and the smoke runs downhill — over the cliff, past the pine, and pools in the basin below like a slow waterfall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's all it does. It doesn't connect to Wi-Fi. It doesn't need an app. You light it and you watch it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCast resin with a stone-look finish — a mountain-and-pine scene with a little pagoda hut. It sits on a desk, a shelf, a workbench.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat to know before you order\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUses standard backflow incense cones (the kind with a hole through the middle). Cones sold separately — any brand works.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt's real smoke, not a humidifier. If smoke bothers you, burn it near a cracked window.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips free. Most orders arrive in about two weeks — sometimes sooner, occasionally a few days longer. Each one is checked before it goes in the box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFired in small batches. When a batch is gone, the next one comes when the kiln cools.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e— Walt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEvery order keeps the kiln burning.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Quiet Kiln","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48506545897721,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/9374\/5145\/files\/mountain-burner-smoke.jpg?v=1781071281","url":"https:\/\/thequietkiln.us\/products\/the-mountain-burner","provider":"The Quiet Kiln","version":"1.0","type":"link"}